what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things

All you need to know about the crying game.
i lost
Lost too.
oh come on it can’t be that ba—
welp.
IROH ;_______________________________________;
oh my GOD
i win. does it count as cheating if i cannot cry?
SHIT I LOST
SO BADLY
JEEZ
THIS WAS ONE OF THE PARTS THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY
DAMNIT IROH
the ONLY time in the ENTIRE SHOW when i openly bawled my eyes out.