
i think this looks deeper than it is supposed to be.
i swear its just going to end up on a grunge blog.
What it means is “The insomnia i have from my deppresion and stress keep me up all night wondering why I even exist”. Those are our monsters….
No, actually it’s just a Minecraft reference to when you try and sleep and there are mobs nearby…
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The Bowdrie Brothers as featured in the 2001 hit “Head 2 Head Live!” by The Creatures.
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip.
this is exactly the moment when i would have killed myself
wowowowwow
Beyonce’s publicist wants these unflattering pictures from the Super Bowl to be removed from the Internet
…So reblog as much as possible.
I love this so much and not even in a “ha ha how unflattering! Scandelous!” way, like I am totally going to draw people making that face in the future.
OH MY GOD THE DENVER MUSEUM OF NATURE AND SCIENCE PUT CHRISTMAS HATS ON SOME OF THEIR DINOSAUR EXHIBITS JUST
LOOK AT THAT
WELL HEY THERE LITTLE GUY
IT’S A PARTY
TIS THE SEASON
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
to harry
i just saw this on my ipod and THREW IT ACROSS MY BED IN A SCRAMBLE TO GRAB MY LAPTOP
HOW
IS
THIS
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OH MY SHIPPER HEART
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
I haven’t laughed so hard in ages
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE POST
TONIGHT, MY BUCKET, WE RIDE TO FREEDOM!
FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAN!
WE RIDE AT DAWN