Puppet/Steff | 23 | Female | Aussie
Artist | Graduate | Games DesignAywas ID #6177
Life Ruined By:
Persona 5, Tokyo Ghoul, The Flash, Cow Chop, Monster Hunter, One Piece, Attack on Titan, Jurassic Park.
  • lukecastellanarchive-deactivate:

    With a thousand lies and a good disguise,

    hit ‘em right between the eyes, hit ‘em right between the eyes,

    When you walk away, nothing more to say,

    See the lightning in your eyes, see ‘em running for their lives

    1235
    6 years agoreblog
  • Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
    Me: Please, god, no--
    Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
    Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
    Me: Please, guys, calm down--
    Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
    Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
    Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
    Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
    Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
    Me: I hate you all
    Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
    Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
    Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
    Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
    Uterus: You mother fuckers.
    Torso: CONTRACT!
    Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
    Brain: Me gusta.
    I just died
    129620
    6 years agoreblog