—— Partner in Crime Application ——

Desired Criminal Nick name:
Criminal Expertise Level: 10, I’m Australian, we’re all bred from convicts.
Past Criminal Experiences: I stole a packet of Pokemon stickers once.
Favorite Kind of Pizza: Hawaaiin.
Left or Right Handed: Right.

Can you Handle a crying child?: Am I allowed to put it in a dumpster somewhere? If so, yes.
Can you Handle annoying sounds?: I’ll slap whoever is making those annoying sounds unless it’s me pterodactyl screeching.
Can you Handle losing to Monopoly?: Bitch, please, I don’t lose at Monopoly.

Do you comprehend what the Science of Deduction is?: I’m going to say yes.
Do you comprehend what the Art of Manipulation is?: Yes C:
Do you comprehend the meaning of being labeled Evil?: I AM EVIL >:U

What do you hope to achieve in your little life by joining leagues with myself?: Sending some fools to the shadow realm. Also I want to be feared.

twilightzonegirl13:

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Tumblr! 

sadisticbakura:

Are you two done yet?

scaraptor:

scaraptor:

tombkeeping:

scaraptor:

tombkeeping:

scaraptor:

tombkeeping:

scaraptor replied to your post: Malik Ishtar has Logged on…

YOU SUUUUUUCK!

Is Scuppet offering now?

I don’t. I give up. I’m done.

That looks painful….

…I would be dominant |: Because she does most of the curling in a fetal position and cry forever.

To be fair, I already ship S!Bakura and Tombkeeping. I mean, what.

And everyone knows you’re my bitch, Scara. She likes it on the bottom.

sadisticbakura:

tombkeeping replied to your post: Bakura, you’ve heard of that new trend, Scuppet, have you not~?

Yes, I saw him order it on the eBath or some such. He asked if we “Shipped it”.

Ebay. Fool. He ordered us a couple of shirts too. I believe he got a bumper sticker for your motorcycle as well. 

I love you two so much you have no idea.