Puppet/Steff | 23 | Female | Aussie
Artist | Graduate | Games DesignAywas ID #6177
Life Ruined By:
Persona 5, Tokyo Ghoul, The Flash, Cow Chop, Monster Hunter, One Piece, Attack on Titan, Jurassic Park.
  • Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
    Me: Please, god, no--
    Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
    Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
    Me: Please, guys, calm down--
    Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
    Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
    Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
    Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
    Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
    Me: I hate you all
    Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
    Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
    Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
    Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
    Uterus: You mother fuckers.
    Torso: CONTRACT!
    Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
    Brain: Me gusta.
    I just died
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