GOT SORTED TO SLYTHERIN.
FUCKING SLYTHERIN. ME.
You cant spell Slytherin without ERIN.
Now that I got sorted I can just NEVER go back onto Pottermore.
^My wand
Another Slytherin? FUCKING AWESOME.
WELCOME TO THE BEST HOUSE IN HOGWARTS.
BITCHES BE RESPECTIN’.
I mean really. Have you even LOOKED around their common room? They are seriously the nicest people I have ever seen. They have no hate for any other houses and are just all around great people. While you guys are sitting there hating on being a Hufflepuff, or whining about how you are really a…
Dont leave your books and money and potion ingredients laying around because I will steal it. No dont ask for it back either because it’s mineeee.
Also I’ll snatch stuff out of your bags and pockets. And steal things from Bookshelves. I guess I have sticky fingers lolol
honestly being able to pick random shit up amuses me. XD
I’m a god damn Snake, I can steal whatever the fuck I want!
We snakes have this bromance thing going on with the badgers. It’s amazing.
“IT’S A PIRATE’S HOUSE FOR ME, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
YAAAAAAAAAAAR
I mean, honestly, it’s ridiculous.
It might sound strange coming from a Snake, but Hufflepuff is as good as any of the other three houses. The people who get sorted there are sorted there for a reason. Those people are just and kind and loyal.
Loyalty isn’t something you find very often these days, and kindness to a stranger can take you places.
Puffs can be as brave as a Gryffindor; Didn’t you see Tonks? Cedric, too. Both were Hufflepuffs but they stood by Harry, ready to fight.
It frustrates me so much when I see people I know, and friends at school, whining and leaving their Pottermore accounts because they got put into the yellow and black house.
They should be grateful they got early access at all! People were jumping over each other to get these BETA accounts. Quite frankly, quite a lot of fans who didn’t get accounts deserve them a lot more than those people who are abandoning them and acting like children.
Get over yourselves and start helping your team mates out; Like a true Hogwarts Student.