Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.
coffee’s gross. tea is gross.
Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.
But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.
-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.
I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA
OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.
But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought.
DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.
DOWN THEY GO
HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO.
TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS.
*British rage*
UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.
(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)
Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.
(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.