whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children

thesulfurandthesea:

carlsherburne:

Made my day

wait really

pwnyta:

sowhatelseisblue:

megustademtransformers:

it-was-aliens:

chevy—winchester:

allaboutslimchances:

davidtenthofaninch:

cyruspotnoodle:

thefunniestpost:

oh my god

“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”

Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.

oh my god I’M DYING

YOUNG WOMEN FIND THEMSELVES DRAWN TO IMAGES OF MEN ENGAGING IN PREMARITAL KISSING

HOW-TO GUIDES FOR GAY SEX MANEUVERS

This is real. It’s a real article and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.

oh shit. now i know where my soul went to.

AKLSJHDG HAHAHHAHHAHAH ACCURATE

DDSFHSDJGKABFGJKHSDJOHMYGODTHISISHILARIOUS.

Note that it reads: “contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to”

Come little children I’ll take thee away
into a land of Enchantment~

brb dying of laughter