unsolvableformula:

neitzarr:

broagunk:

neziki:

ramenshop:

nlaughingalonewithferriswheels:

Who is that, stalking along the wasteland! It is Kibi, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She screams ominously:

“Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!!”

wow accurate

Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the desert! It is RamenShop, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He screams vengefully: “This one’s for you, mom! I slice through beating hearts like the world’s mightiest bad-ass!” Wow.

Prowling across the tarmac, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Bridgey! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:

“I’m going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!”

Stalking through the fields, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Broagunk! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

“For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate like a sentient bulldozer!!”

Striding through the fields, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Neitzarr! And she gives a booming roar:

“You in some shit now, muhfuh! I feel like chicken tonight!!”

Zang! Who is that, prowling on the terrain! It is Unsolvableformula, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She howls thunderously:

“I’m going to torment you harder than God thought possible!!!”

Running out of the candy store, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Empty Puppet! And she gives a gutteral roar:

“I’m going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!”