granvas:

lisellevelvet

Keep reading

gastricpierrot:

empty-puppet:

gastricpierrot:

okay but how do i do this

you put the lime in the coconut and

shake it all up

thank you i have been enlightened uwu

I’m here all week.

plottwist:

what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things