braydaaan:

theblackship:

worldfamousprofessor:

thelandofwtf:

Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip. 

this is exactly the moment when i would have killed myself

wowowowwow

eatsleepstrokesrepeat:

i don’t care how long it takes

sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window