But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt
for the dumpster and dino king @empty-puppet !!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
I don’t like how it turned out, but I hope you do orzI wish you all the luck and a wonderful birthday <3

omg daughter *weeps*
Spideypool Agent!Peter AU where Deadpool isn’t weapon X, just a smartass merc. Read more about it under the cut.