kushclitoris:

nayx:

reaill:

jakeenglish:

please just watch this

it does something very bizarre

this video starts off with “here’s a nice idea”

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS

thegirlwhoreachedthemoon:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

this is brilliant xD

chi-blocker:

littleboycutyourhair:

Mako:  What do you mean, “How are we going to pay for all these parking tickets?”  Use your fucking IMAGINATION.  HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING???

Why has no one taken my computer away from me yet?

this gif applies to everything

avengersblood:

silverlynxcat:

the-deviations:

asparklethatisblue:

with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…

#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT

A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.

BA DAH BA DAH BA DAH, DAAAAAAAAA DAH DUH…

I am legit dying.

It’s scary that the moment i started reading I was singing the song

it’s like my brain just knew

the-arkhelist:

jsamaa:

well then.

5 pillows and I have about 7 toys….right-o.

4 Pillows, at least 12 stuffed animals… Maybe? There’s Tia, Zoro, Judai, Zack, Cloud, Tiger, Fluffy, Lavi, Orangutang, Folium, Felix, Luke, Percy…

the-arkhelist:

yyurei:

yallaintshit:

otlgaming:

SCP-087 AKA THE CREEPY STAIRCASE GAME

SCP-087 (free download available here) is a Unity first person horror game based on the SCP-087 entry at the SCP Foundation. Basically it’s a never ending stairwell with random creepy and scary sounds but past the surface it’s an immersive experiment into fear.   

Taking things one step further from imaginative creepy tales on the internet, SCP-087 is a simple, creative descent into what scares you and how much can you take before it’s too much. Try it out and see how far you can travel down those dimly lit stairs before you turn back or turn the game off.

omg i wanna play RIGHT NOW

someone try this out with me!

OMFG I AM DOWNLOADING THIS AND TESTING THIS OUT…. MY GOD.

Nope. I’ve tried this. Nope nope nope nope nope.

prinzesspaige:

rokkrdottr:

jasonpriestley:

hereforpizza:

thatbrowngirl:

yourunlikelyhero:

daleksanddaisies:

scootyshabooty:

alofthehomo:

psiioniic:

They’re doing it.

First they romanticize Vampires

Then Werewolves

Now Zombies

HOW IS THIS EVEN

HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK

UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 

NO MORE

NO LESS

THEY DO NOT FEEL

THEY DO NOT LOVE

THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G

THAT IS I T 

HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING

Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?

Okay… Vampires and Werewolves barely get away with being borderline crazy. But zombiessssssssss. It would feel gross kissing a dead body. Omg. Wtf?

Hey, I got a question for ya. You seen a lot of horror movies, yeah? Do me a favor, next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says, “This is a bad idea,” it’s a bad idea. Not to mention gross.

But… but its Nicholas Hoult… Please tell me this is fake…

To the guy who said “Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?”!!! THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!! I love that movie. Lol

If this is real I am going to flip everyone’s shit. Because WUT.

mawok666:

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