wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:
A boy I’ve been flirting with gave me his number but he doesn’t have mine so I’ve been texting him pretending I’m a dinosaur.
Excellent flirting skills
Guys. He has his own dinosaur.
I asked him if he wanted to get a drink sometime.
I SHIP IT SO HARD I HAVE TO KNOW HOW THIS ENDS
MARRY HIM OH MY GOD