1. First impression:
Damn this dude looks like a dick.

2. Truth is:
Damn dude I fucking hate your useless guts.

3. How old do you look:
Old enough to be a creeper.

4. Have you ever made me laugh:
Yeah, when I laugh AT you.

5. Have you ever made me mad:
With your existence, yeah.

6. Best feature:
You don’t have anything good about you.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
No.

8. You’re my:
Arch enemy and most hated douchebag.

9. Name in my phone:
Bryce mcdouchernozzle.

10. Should you post this too?
I don’t care.