athousandattemptslater
asked:
Hullo. |:

YOU SAY GOODBYE

AND I SAY HELLO

1. First impression:
SCREAMS LOUDLY THIS IS A PRO ELITIST HERE NOPE NOPE NOT WORTHY OF THIS CONTACT OHGOD DON’T HURT ME.

2. Truth is:
You’re a sweetheart, and I’m not sorry about creating your stripmine hoarding problem. Now give me pringles.

3. How old do you look:
You looook like you’re in your early twenties. Durrhurr.

4. Have you ever made me laugh:
All the time, sir! /facewhacks

5. Have you ever made me mad:
I don’t remember. Have we fought before? Idk.

6. Best feature:
Your sweetieness :C That’s now a thing right.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
No, I am le sorry.

8. You’re my:
Nob 4 lyf, and my the Dean to my Sammy.

9. Name in my phone:
THAT IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

10. Should you post this too?
Yes? Yes. yes.