KAIBA WHAT STARTER ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE?

I’M NOT PLAYING POKEMON.

YOU LOOK LIKE A SMUGLEAF. YOU SHOULD CHOOSE SMUGLEAF.

ATEM, I ALREADY TOLD YOU I’M NOT PLAYING POKEMON. I’M ONLINE CHECKING MY BANK ACCOUNT. ALSO ITS REAL NAME IS SNIVY, NOT SMUGLEAF.

I’M GOING TO PICK OSHAWOTT. I’M NAMING HIM AIBOU BECAUSE HE REMINDS ME OF AIBOU. THEY’RE BOTH CUTE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO NAME YOUR STARTER?

…I NAMED MY TEPIG MOKUBA.

…THAT’S ADORA-

DON’T YOU SAY A FUCKING WORD.