malformalady

Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile.

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fivetail

I don’t think the limits of our reality could have possibly conjured a more apt situation for this reaction image.

crmd

MOTHER.
FUCKIN’.
AUSTRALIA.

MATE.