portraitofablonde:

iguanamouth:

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg

15 hour adventure starting now

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

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