gay male i'm gay

straight female OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG

gay female i'm gay

straight female EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS

And let's not forget -

Gay female I'm gay

Straight male OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.

Gay male I'm gay

Straight male HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

My response

Anyone ever I'm gay

Me awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?