—— Partner in Crime Application ——

Desired Criminal Nick name:
Criminal Expertise Level: 10, I’m Australian, we’re all bred from convicts.
Past Criminal Experiences: I stole a packet of Pokemon stickers once.
Favorite Kind of Pizza: Hawaaiin.
Left or Right Handed: Right.

Can you Handle a crying child?: Am I allowed to put it in a dumpster somewhere? If so, yes.
Can you Handle annoying sounds?: I’ll slap whoever is making those annoying sounds unless it’s me pterodactyl screeching.
Can you Handle losing to Monopoly?: Bitch, please, I don’t lose at Monopoly.

Do you comprehend what the Science of Deduction is?: I’m going to say yes.
Do you comprehend what the Art of Manipulation is?: Yes C:
Do you comprehend the meaning of being labeled Evil?: I AM EVIL >:U

What do you hope to achieve in your little life by joining leagues with myself?: Sending some fools to the shadow realm. Also I want to be feared.

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2. thoughts-in-stereo said: A pack of Pokemon cards XD
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