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No its too hot to feel anything when our neighbor is the fucking sun.

Love is for weaklings who’ve never had to walk ten kilometres to school under the burning sun during dropbear mating season.

the only love we know is that which exists between beer and mouth 

Vegemite has a chemical in it that destroys the ability to feel love. Australian children are fed on a diet of it when they are born so that they will not be affected when their peers die from heat, drop bears or shark attack

It’s the only way to ensure we become fierce warriors.

No man, we don’t.

Only the weakling Australian children feel love, and then they get eaten by drop bears when they are in the cradle so they cannot create weakling progeny. 

Finally, an Australian stereotype that’s true!

Emotions are for europeans and stupid americans.