I just love that Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”
When I’m around normals I have to pretend to care
this is sad because it’s true
Y IS DA PORN SO BADLY WRITTEN
HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH