angrybagel

why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

adnrewscott

“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it

the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza

the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table

“it’s a deep dish!”

l-uxury

what the hell is wrong with this website

gallifrey-feels

We like pizza and not babies.