My paranoia problems

*Hears noises at night* Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*Gets shampoo in my eyes* I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit

*Heart is beating fast* I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*A cop walks by* Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time

*Taking a test* Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school

*Gets a sunburn* Skin cancer