sarkyfancypants

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

baconsteak

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

amporidan

wow why the fuck would you say that