SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE

AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS

I ANSWERED “KOALA”

AND SHE SAID NO

IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES

GOLDEN

GAYTIMES

THIS /FUCKING/ POPSICLE

AUSTRALIA GOD /DAMN/ IT