rurone:

homoerotics:

sexualsportswear | blueboxonbakerstreet:

“Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website.”

i need this to be a movie with léa seydoux as lead and also for things like knuckle sandwich and lights-out gonzo to be used in the dialogue, no exceptions

If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re following me.