holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
that’s a perfectly good reason
the first time i read this i thought it was about a guy getting stabbed for his KFC and crying over it
I feel like every couple of years, I find this in my likes and still feel the same way. Hilarious and sad.