Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Pokemon: you leave your house to be an animal trainer. 

Battlefield: Basically Call of Duty.

Sims- basically the boring part of real life- houses, jobs, money,kids- rolled into a game.

Skyrim; Walkin, walkin, walkin, arrow in the knee, new spell, poof, HEY A DRAGON! but wait… your game froze.

some weird robot lady locked you in a closet and you make holes and shit to get to the door

Alice: Madness Returns: Crazy Alice-poser runs around slashing shit with a knife and and fighting all these things in this place because she’s crazy 

Ratchet and Clank - So you’re this mutated cat/dog/rat thing that walks and has a toaster that talks strapped on his back and all you do is go to different planets and try to save the galaxy’s sorry ass, you also use bolts as currency which is pretty weird. And you have the most annoying team mates ever, and one of them likes to cross dress a lot. Your main weapon is indeed a gardening tool.    

Spyro the Dragon - The story of a purple lizard with wings whose elders have been turned to stone by a big ugly green guy and you have to run around flat-ass worlds collecting jewels and shit to stop him.

Portal- Basically you’re this verbally challenged woman who has no idea why she’s in the cleaner version of Dexter’s Secret Lab. You have no weapons. Your only “weapon” in the entire game looks like a toilet. Yes, your jail-type orange-jumpsuit-wearing woman goes around shooting blue and orange vaginas at walls that you can walk through, apparently, using a toilet. All of the other “devices” look like toilets too. It seems that this science facility is just a plumbing industry that ran into the ground. They call this specific toilet a “portal gun”, but we all know that’s a bunch of turd. The only interesting character in the game also turns out to be just a patronising cow who talks to you over loudspeaker, constantly reminding you of how much a no-life moron you are. She keeps talking to you until you finally kick her white sorry arse into oblivion where she rightfully belongs. Although you don’t actually kick her or anything like that, because that would be too flipping badass for this absolute hole of a game. You have to use your toilet to press buttons and blow everything up.  It’s as confusing as a pig screwing an antelope. Sometimes it takes you flipping days to get through ONE GODDAMN CHAMBER. Did I mention that there’s these little albino wankers who stand around and shoot at you for no good reason? That’s annoying as hell, too. You have to shoot genitalia above their heads and crush their brains out with a box. A box. That’s right folks, not only is your character completely mute in a game which has a confusing-as-Hades storyline, and the only boss is a giant narcissistic idiot; you knock out your only enemies with a goddamn box. You also throw your only friend into a fiery pit because the scary loudspeaker lady told you to. She also threatens to kill you numerous times but she never does. She also promises you cake at every God-given moment, but, surprise, surprise; you never get any because she’s a lying swamp donkey. All in all this game is a gigantic waste of money and should never see the light of day ever again.

Dwarf Fortress: Its a game thats a mix between dungeon keeper and sim city, where the learning curve is more like a learning cliff, and the graphics are really crappy, also you die a lot.