1. First impression:
Shit this guy’s pretty funny, but I think he might be a douchebag…

2. Truth is:
He’s a fucking douchebag, but I love you anyway since you’re like an annoying big brother.

3. How old do you look:
Like a creeper pedophile.

4. Have you ever made me laugh:
Yes, surprisingly often.

5. Have you ever made me mad:
Probably.

6. Best feature:
Your loyalty and willingness to stand up against someone or something.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
No, keep dreaming, kiddo. LOL.

8. You’re my:
Annoying Zombie Brother.

9. Name in my phone:
Ded.

10. Should you post this too?
Sure why not.