Percy Why's your hair blonde?

Annabeth I was wearing a wig for the whole of last year.

Percy ...

Annabeth And this is Clarisse, she tried to stick your head in a toilet last year, but you probably don't remember because you don't know about it

Percy ...okay

Annabeth Did I mention there's a tree that's actually a person? But I don't think that's important to the storyline, just a random fact I forgot to tell you.

Percy Who...

Annabeth I have a longstanding history with Luke - who by the way isn't actually the real enemy - and I may even have a crush on him. Besides that, just FYI that awkward bit and the end of our fight last year - completely acting. I only like you as a friend. I'm like 12 lol

Percy What?

Annabeth Oh and that centaur who was talking to you? Turns out he was only PRETENDING to be Chiron, but we didn't notice, so here's the REAL Chiron. Kay. Awesome. Have fun in your proper cabin that was under construction or some shit last time you were here because that open air hut thing was INSANELY STUPID.

Percy I don't know what the hell is going on.

Annabeth lol, neither do the directors.