#wait this one’s not a redhead, this one’s not mine, why is this kid putting jam on our toast

 #I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children. #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there