Non-ZoLu friend: What are you reading?

Me: N-nothing!

Non-ZoLu friend: Really…OH DEAR GOD YOU’RE READING THOSE ZOLU FICS AGAIN AREN’T YOU?!

Me: IT’S FRIENDSHIP, I SWEAR ITS NOT ROMANCE-

ZoLu friend: PFFFFT, OH GOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAH, FRIENDSHIP?! ZORO AND LUFFY?! Oh God, that’s a really good joke.