decon-and-the-doiksucks:

arukado:

greatdesutree:

thedailywhat:

Chaos Life.

 This is me.

Babies are fat and gross and not cute at all and they scream and smell bad and if you drop it people get all mad at you for some reason.

babies set me on edge ngl

i wouldn’t say i hate them but i don’t really find them cute

and the only time i’ll except offers to hold one is if it’s family

ALL THEY DO IS EAT, SLEEP, POOP AND CRY. AND VOMIT. YUCK.