psiioniic

They’re doing it.

First they romanticize Vampires

Then Werewolves

Now Zombies

alofthehomo

HOW IS THIS EVEN

HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK

UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

scootyshabooty

ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 

NO MORE

NO LESS

THEY DO NOT FEEL

THEY DO NOT LOVE

THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G

THAT IS I T 

daleksanddaisies

HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING

yourunlikelyhero

thatbrowngirl

Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?

hereforpizza

Okay… Vampires and Werewolves barely get away with being borderline crazy. But zombiessssssssss. It would feel gross kissing a dead body. Omg. Wtf?

jasonpriestley

Hey, I got a question for ya. You seen a lot of horror movies, yeah? Do me a favor, next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says, “This is a bad idea,” it’s a bad idea. Not to mention gross.

rokkrdottr

But… but its Nicholas Hoult… Please tell me this is fake…

prinzesspaige

To the guy who said “Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?”!!! THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!! I love that movie. Lol

empty-puppet

If this is real I am going to flip everyone’s shit. Because WUT.