Tumblr employee I have an idea! Why don't we make asks more user friendly. Y'know, allow line breaks, links, don't immediately delete the message from your inbox once you've replied...

Karp NO I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LET'S CREATE AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE MESSAGING SERVICE FROM OUR EXISTING ONE OMG IT WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER

Tumblr employee But it seems like it might be easier to-

Karp WHO IS THE 25 YEAR OLD MILLIONAIRE HERE? THIS WILL BE GREAT. WE'LL MAKE THIS NEW SERVICE EVERYTHING THAT ASKS COULD NEVER BE

Tumblr employee But they could be if we just-

Karp SHUT UP OK WE'RE GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

Tumblr employee Higher gif size? No more ask limit? Notifications when someone replies?

Karp UGLY FONTS. MAN, THIS IS SOME GOOD COCAINE.

Tumblr employee No wonder everyone uses missing e...

Karp DON'T SPEAK THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE YOU'RE FIRED