son mom... i'm gay

me what was that?

son i'm... gay

me HA! KNEW IT!

son wh...what?

husband what's going on?

me OUR SON'S GAY!

husband oh god.

son wait, is that okay?

husband no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...

me ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?

son i—

me YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT

son that's great mom bu—

me I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

husband your mother has this thing about ga—

me I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE

son mom that really isn—

me HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?

husband shit

me WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?

son dad, what's going o—

me WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS

husband walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—

me YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE

son i'm scared

husband it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen

me I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG