son: mom... i'm gay me: what was that? son: i'm... gay me: HA! KNEW IT! son: wh...what? husband: what's going on? me: OUR SON'S GAY! husband: oh god. son: wait, is that okay? husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother... me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE? son: i— me:...