I lost my tablet pen.

I had it in my hand this morning, but now I can’t find it anywhere.

IF IT’S BEEN LOST IN MY ROOM, I’LL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN. NEVER. NEVER.

MY LIFE WILL BECOME MEANINGLESS AS I FALL INTO A DEEP AND SPIRALLING DEPRESSION. Well, a deeper one than I’m in already.

Hrm.