They’re friends of my Stepdad, and they’re staying until Friday. The parents are pretty chill, but it’s the kids that are driving me insane. There’s only two, but combined with my little brother, I want to kill myself.

I’ll give you a couple of scenarios.

-Me drawing Pony!Garp with reference on the side-
LittleGirl: Why are you drawing that yucky old man?
Me: Why does it matter?
LittleGirl: It looks like a dinosaur. Are you sure you’re trying to draw him?
Me: …

-Me watching One Piece with my earbuds in-
LittleGirl: Hey, hey hey hey, hey buttface, hey-
Me: -pulls out an earphone- What?
LittleGirl: What are you watching?
Me: One Piece. It’s about Pirates. Leave me alone.
LittleGirl: /KEEPS TALKING AND CALLING ME NAMES
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
LittleGirl: Lolnothing. You’re a weirdo. Don’t you have a life?

-At 11 PM on her first night here-
Me: Shouldn’t you go to bed? Or at least, out of my room.
LittleGirl: I don’t go to bed until I want to. Or Mum tells me to.
Me: I really think you should go to bed. It’s 11, and you’re still in my room.
LittleGirl: -starts going through my stuff and pulling things out of my bookshelf-
Me: Stop touching my One Piece books or I am going to strangle you.
-Her Mum walks in, tells her to go to bed. She leaves everything on the floor.-
LittleGirl: LOLNIGHT -leaves door wide open-

Earlier tonight, her little brother comes in and starts annoying me too.
Me: Don’t you have anything better to do? Like, getting the hell out of my room you little brats.
LittleGirl: -hits me in the head with something- HEY DON’T TALK TO MY BROTHER LIKE THAT.

BITCH, PLEASE. THIS IS MY FUCKING ROOM. MINE. STOP. TOUCHING. MY. STUFF.
STOP ANNOYING ME, STOP GOING THROUGH MY LAPTOP EVERY TIME I GET UP. JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.

And I have to deal with this until Friday.

Fuckfuckfuckfuck