Body Oh, guess what time of the month it is!

Me Please, god, no--

Ovaries ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!

Brain I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious

Me Please, guys, calm down--

Face TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.

Brain And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn

Torso Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO

Me STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Stomach lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!

Me I hate you all

Brain I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.

Face Lol, i'm not done yet.

Uterus what did i ever do to deserve this?

Brain you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.

Uterus You mother fuckers.

Torso CONTRACT!

Me I quit being female, I am now a llama.

Brain Me gusta.

I just died