someone collect her ass i’m screeching

omfg 💀💀💀

I’m in cardiac arrest oh my god

this is it, this is the end for me. i am deceased, i am dead

does this mean we have to kinkshame Hufflepuff 

@snowpitching

A fifth year stands outside the entrance to Ravenclaw common room, yellow and black tie thrown around her neck and face bright red. 

“Why do you seek entrance here?” the door knocker asks. 

“You have to let me in! My house mates… they’re… they’re doing it AGAIN. This is the third time this month and I just can’t sleep there right now knowing what’s going on!“ 

“I see,” the knocker responds before swinging open. The Hufflepuff walks inside and tries not to flinch as every occupant turns to stare at her. 

“Oh dearie, again?” one of her friends asks as she tries to smother her laughter. 

“Please can I sleep here?”

 "Oh sure,“ her friend answers. “Just try to avoid the place the third Wednesday of every month. Ravenclaw at least has the decency to schedule such things.”

@beneziatsoni HELP ME IM DED