coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SASS ME WITH SEBASTIAN SMYTHE?? 

Two can play at that game, Steff

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID

Oh, it is so on

It’s cute you think you can win.

Had it with your shit, Steff.

what you gonna do, throw tea at me?

k-dayun: I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU

YEEESSS CLAUDIA.

I have back up.

What’s good, Steff?

Clearly the both of you have messed up taste buds. You’ve both been deprived from the magic of a real beverage like an Iced Chocolate or Sarsperilla.

Please. You just don’t know how to make a good cup of tea. 

There may be some truth to that statement but my point still stands. You’re missing out, mark my words.

LISTEN. Visit Scotland. I will make you tea. I WILL MAKE YOU TEA SO HARD. You will eat your words.

WANNA KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT

k-dayun I will never reveal my sources

Oh, you must be so proud of yourself. I WILL COME OVER THERE AND MAKE YOU DRINK TEA. I WILL SUFFER THAT 20+ HOUR FLIGHT, I’VE DONE IT BEFORE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN.