coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SASS ME WITH SEBASTIAN SMYTHE?? 

Two can play at that game, Steff

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID

Oh, it is so on

It’s cute you think you can win.

Had it with your shit, Steff.