granvas

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

empty-puppet

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

granvas

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

empty-puppet

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

granvas

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

empty-puppet

DOWN THEY GO

smittenvigilantes

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

thevegantargaryen

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

empty-puppet

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.