theabbottchronicles:

radicallyvisible:

theabbottchronicles:

We have some very unique flora including the Exotic Dildo Pineapple:

And the infamous near extinct Southern Snot Cactus:

And a very rare breed of tree that is commonly found everywhere known as a “Crane”:

Cranes are an important part of the native ecosystem and have made themselves an iconic part of our skyline.

While in Perth please respect our local customs like forgetting how to merge on the freeway, glassing a stranger in Northbridge on a Saturday night, being late to anywhere you want to go via bus, and cutting off ties with anyone who lives on the opposite side of the river than you. It doesn’t matter if it’s a short train ride… they’re dead to you. You can only choose North or South.

Enjoy your stay! And remember: The Sonic Manipulator watches over all of us… may he busk in the city for decades to come so future generations can enjoy his dancing.

Praise be to the Sonic Manipulator.

WAIT WHAT.  Perth has a Sonic Manipulator too!!

THERE’S MORE THAN ONE?

IS HE EVERYWHERE? IS HE LITERALLY MAGIC?

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   the snot thing is always weird to look at and you can’t look away

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    I can confirm that this is all 100% fact

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    I played a gig with the Sonic Manipulator once at the Fly. It was weird.

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