You see Baudelaires, your fears about this man being count olaf are unfounded! He clearly reblogged a post marked “count olaf don’t interact,” and certainly if he WAS count olaf he wouldn’t have reblogged it!
Puppey this marriage is a sham, I regret never signing that prenup.
OUR MARRIAGE IS SOMETHING PURE AND UNBREAKABLE HOW DARE YOU
WE SHARE EVERYTHING, EVEN PAIN.
How can you feel pain when you’re a skeleton at war??
I feel emotional pain why are you hurting me like this