Beware the Phantom Nerds
Month
new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf?
if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails
THOR: RAGNAROK - 5/5, perfect score
NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE - 4.5/5, voiced by a dude who sounds really hot which gets a separate bonus, boosting the ranking by .5
TWILIGHT: THE LAST ONE - 5/5, their hands were giant
THE JUNGLE BOOK - 5/5. lots of personality. look pretty cartoony and not believable, but i like it.
INCEPTION. no wolves. 0/5. a disgrace of a movie.
