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September 2015

Sep 29, 2015 5 notes
#Empty Puppet #Barry Allen #Sebastian Smythe #Allen!Twins #Pokemon #Manectric #Swellow #The Flash #CW The Flash #Glee
Sep 29, 2015 637 notes
#Straya #All true #fucking #STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN #ARE YOU GOING ROUND THE TWIST
Sep 29, 2015 4,248 notes
#Straya #Animals #Magpie #MAGPIE SEASON #IS UPON US #MOTHER FUCKERS
Sep 29, 2015 57,388 notes
#Straya #Animals #NEVER FORGET #THE GREAT EMU WAR #ALSO FUCK CASSOWARIES #women's rights #THEY'RE HORRIBLE
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Sep 29, 2015 554 notes
#The Flash #CW The Flash #The Flash Season 2 #GET HYPED #IM HYPED #Grant Gustin #Video #Trailer
Reptile Camp, pt. 2

wordswehavesaidworld:

Fandom: The Flash

Characters: Joe West, Barry Allen, Iris West, Fred Chyre

Rating: General

Word Count: 2663

Summary: When Barry comes back from camp, his fixation on lizards causes some strife between him and Joe.

Part One

Iris is bouncing up and down in the passenger seat three weeks later, all the way to the airport. Joe lets her, seeing as he’s sharing in her happy, energized mood. For so long it’s been him and his daughter in their house, and that had had to be enough. Then Barry Allen had come to live with them for nearly a year now, and as soon as he’s gone for barely a month the place seems empty.

Keep reading

Sep 29, 2015 16 notes
#Wordswehavesaid #The Flash #CW The Flash #UGH I LOVE IT #LET ME LOVE YOU #HONESTLY #You're too good #aaaaa so cute #Reptile Camp #Barry Allen #Joe West

smittenvigilantes:

granvas:

[10:26:28 AM] Steff: is moira being a bitch to oliver or barry
[10:26:37 AM] Robby: Both, probably.
[10:26:47 AM] Robby: Knowing Amie.
[10:26:59 AM] Amie: That’s for me to know and you to find oooouuut.

smittenvigilantes empty-puppet

Sep 28, 2015 5 notes
#Granvas #SmittenVigilantes #why do you hurt me in this way

dongstomper:

cop-puncher-666:

dongstomper:

cop-puncher-666:

dongstomper:

cop-puncher-666:

dongstomper:

cop-puncher-666:

need to buy ants in bulk looking to buy big healthy ants for my ant pit please reblog with your best offer I need these ants very fast

i have 58 tons of ants sitting in cargo containers by the docks. great big ones please i need to sell these ants. offering very cheap prices.

My budget is $50000 I am willing to allocate 75% of this to ant allocation the rest is for large shovels how much ants will this buy me

for you i have a special deal. i sell you 35 tons of ants and i’ll even throw in a crate of rats, no charge.

fool… the rats will… simply eat the ants… it is a fools bargain i won’t accept these ants. what kind of fool do you take me for? the deal is off

you idiot. you fucking ingrate. the rats are kept seperate from the ants. if you’re going to slander my humble ant business i believe you are not worthy of purchasing from me. good day sir.

please reconsider. i spoke with haste these rats are fine, maybe honorable, I have been scammed by these men who claim the rats are supplementary to the ants, but I’ve never seen such things. Rats have too much pride. The ant is humble and is less easily upset than a rat. the rats will act as a deterrent, to keep intruders from crushing the precious ants

i will allow this, but only once. expect the ants at your domicile by the morning and do not disrespect my honest work ever again.

Sep 27, 2015 95,338 notes
#ASHUU #WHAT THE FUCK #WHAT IS THIS LOL
Sep 25, 2015 99,868 notes
#Art #Reference #Hands

uglehcat:

[6:16:24 AM] dead husBAE: you fucking nerd
[6:16:30 AM] Potato Cat: loooove it
[6:17:17 AM] Potato Cat: IF YOU EVER WANNA NOT BE ALONE FOREVER
[6:17:22 AM] Potato Cat: I’m down
[6:17:39 AM] dead husBAE: WE’RE ALREADY FUCING MARRIED
[6:17:45 AM] Potato Cat: oh

WHO YOU CALLING A NERD YOU FUCKING NERD

Sep 24, 2015 3 notes
#uglehcat #MY WIFE
Sep 24, 2015 734 notes
#Durarara!! #Mikado Ryuugamine #Masaomi Kida #DRRR! #Spoilers #CRIES INTO THE SUN
Reptile Camp, Pt. 1

wordswehavesaidworld:

Fandom: The Flash

Characters: Joe West, Barry Allen, Iris West

Rating: General

Word Count: 1724

Summary: The first summer Barry spends at the West home doesn’t get off to a great start.

It’s been nearly a year since Joe West became not just a single parent, but a foster parent as well. One long, turbulent year that he that’s tested this odd little family’s mettle time and again, and for once he’s glad for summer vacation. He needs a break. His kids need a break. He’s put in a request with the Captain for some time off next month and maybe they can all just get out of Central City for a much needed vacation. Iris always begs him to take her to the beach and he can’t imagine Barry will say no to that. Barry’s even worse than him at saying no to anything Iris wants.

Which probably explains how his little girl weasels her way into hosting a slumber party the first night that school’s over. It’s her and about four of the neighborhood girls, at least by the noise they’re making. Joe’s doing his best to stay out of it, filling out some reports at the kitchen table while waiting for the pizza to get here. Barry’s nowhere to be seen; these are exclusively Iris’ friends, it seems.

Iris is still helpfully by his elbow when the pizza guy rings the doorbell, and he doesn’t even get to touch the boxes as she whisks them back to the living room. Sharing a grimace with the delivery man, he just takes out his wallet.

“Eww!” He hears from one of the girls after he’s shut the door. “What’s on this one?”

“Oh, that’s Barry’s pizza,” answers Iris matter-of-factly. “He always gets weird toppings.”

“Not weird, baby, just different,” he chides, having entered the room. “I’ll take that one, girls.”

Iris is the one to pass it over, and she seems to have realized her mistake. “Sorry, dad.”

“That’s ok.”

But once he’s turned the corner for the stairs, his ears pick up a different voice. “He is weird.”

“Is he actually here?”

“Well sure,” says Iris. “He lives here.”

“I don’t know how you stand it, Iris,” comments the first girl. “I wouldn’t want Barry Allen staying in my house. He’s the biggest loser in our grade!”

“The school,” insists another. “Tony Woodward’s always making him cry.”

“Tony Woodward’s a big bully!” Iris practically flares up in defense of her best friend, and Joe’s fiercely proud of that. He’s torn, wanting to head right back in there and say a few things about respectfulness in other peoples’ homes, yet knowing in his heart that fighting this for his kids might just make things worse.

“But Barry Allen’s dad’s a murderer, my mom says so,” one girl reminds in a hushed tone that almost carries more. “She wasn’t gonna let me come tonight cause she doesn’t want me around him.”

And that right there is where it’s crossed a line. He turns—but a sound on the second floor makes him stop dead in his tracks. The sound of a door snapping shut. Oh his poor kid.

Recognizing what’s far more important right now, Joe heads up the stairs, stopping outside Barry’s room. He knocks lightly. “Barry, open up.”

“No.” It sounds muffled, and he thinks from more than just the inch or so of wood serving as a barrier.

“I got pizza.”

“Don’t want any.”

“Really? Cause it’s pepperoni, olives, and jalapeños. Your favorite,” he coaxes.

“No it’s not,” he hears after a beat of silence. “Those are weird toppings.”

“Different,” he corrects again.

“Same thing.”

Joe heaves a sigh. “Barry, I’m not letting you go to bed hungry.” He’d learned after a couple bed-without-supper punishments for those initial attempts to run away—and thank God those have stopped—the poor kid’s nightmares would be even worse.

And maybe the boy realizes that he also can’t seem to go to bed without Joe, because after a moment he hears footsteps shuffle to the door. It opens barely a centimeter, but he can still see the kid’s reddened cheeks and the wet sheen to his eyes.

“I’m not crying,” Barry insists, though his voice cracks on the last word.

“Oh Bear,” Joe breathes. “Come here.” He’s let into the room and spares only a second to set the pizza box on the desk before wrapping his son up in a hug. He pretends not to notice the tears leaking into his shirtfront, instead focusing on rubbing circles in Barry’s back and telling him, “You know you shouldn’t listen to those girls, right? They’re only saying those things cause of what they’ve heard.”

“Y-yeah, from everybody else, Joe,” Barry replies, shoulders shaking badly. “Everybody’s like that at- at school, about my dad, about me—I h-hate it!” The continued chatter and giggles rising up the stairs tells him that no one else can hear Barry’s outburst, and he’s especially glad for that when his kid states, “I don’t wanna go back next year.”

Joe knows he’s got to do some fast damage control. So he pulls back a little—something tugging tight at his heartstrings when Barry tries to follow—to look him in the eye. “You, not want to go to school? You love school, Barry, you love learning. And Iris would be pretty lonely without you there, wouldn’t she?”

Barry considers that, but then frowns stubbornly. “She’s got other friends.”

“Well who’s her best friend, hm? Think we both know the answer to that.” Barry doesn’t say anything back, but his shoulders lift out of their slump slightly. “Don’t listen to those other kids, Bear. And don’t you let them take away the things you love, either, doesn’t matter how different they are.” He goes down on a knee to meet the kid eye to eye and takes a firm hold of his shoulders. “Cause it’s the differences that make you you, Barry. And that’s what we love about you.”

He’s nearly knocked onto his back with the force of Barry flinging his skinny little arms around him in a hug, but Joe holds on tight, remembering the days not too long ago when this kid would squirm out of his embrace or outright refuse any physical comfort. He’s grateful that they’ve reached this point where Barry knows he can turn to him.

By the time he gets the boy calmed down the pizza’s half cold, but they eat it anyway and he considers it a victory that he gets Barry to eat three whole pieces. Joe lets him skip brushing his teeth, considering the miserable looks he keeps shooting at the door whenever the sleepover gets loud enough to be heard. And despite the occasional sniffle into his pillow, Barry’s quick to fall asleep that night, though Joe lingers in his chair by the bed a little while after, combing a hand through his kid’s hair and wondering not for the first time—or the last—why the world was determined to be so cruel to someone so innocent, so bright.

As usual, he doesn’t have an answer, so with a sigh he finally rises and leaves the room, crossing to the staircase. “Lights out, girls. Bedtime.”

A chorus of oks followed by giggles meet him, and he resolves to check on them again in fifteen minutes. He also resolves to never host one of these wretched things again.

But Iris, perhaps in way of apology, declares the next night that she and Barry are having their own sleepover in her room, and the two look like they’re having so much fun he completely suspends their bedtime for once. Joe prays that’ll be the end of all the drama in this house until at least the next school year, and looks forward again to a quieter summer.

He’s unaware how quiet it may turn out to be until Barry approaches him one afternoon with a science magazine clutched in his hands, one of those publications that ought to be several read levels above him. “Hey Joe?”

“Yeah, Bear?”

“There’s an ad in my magazine for a summer camp. You get to study real reptiles in their natural habitats and learn all about them. It sounds really cool.”

“Reptile camp, huh? Alright, let me see.” He hadn’t really pegged Barry before as a snakes and bugs kind of boy, but it’s not all that surprising. The kid seemingly has an interest in everything science. Perusing the ad, he can’t help a low whistle when he gets to the price listed.

“I can do more chores. For allowance.” Barry’s been watching him intently and clearly knows just what he’s looking at. “I’ll mow Mrs. Isley’s lawn—I’ll mow everybody’s lawn!”

Joe sets down the magazine. “Barry, why do you want to go to reptile camp so bad?”

“Because, it’s for kids who love science and learning,” Barry recites, and a quick glance at the ad tells him where he got it from. “I like those things. You said so.”

“I did,” he acknowledges.

“And there’ll be other kids there who love science. They’ll be different just like me,” Barry continues that train of logic, a hopeful light in his eyes.

“Well, not just like you, Barry,” he tries gently to correct, not quite liking where that’s going. “That’s the point.”

“I know,” the kid agrees, a bit too quickly. “So can I go?”

Joe sighs. He knows it must be hard for Barry at school with both his past and his preference for academics over sports making him stand out, and not in good ways. A chance to get away from all that and be around more like-minded kids might be good for him.

So he rips the form out of the magazine and says, “Alright. Go get my checkbook.” Barry’s a bit longer than he should be, though the reason behind that is evident when he returns both with Joe’s checkbook and his piggybank.

“I know I have at least fifty dollars in here,” Barry informs him, pushing it across the table at him.

Joe pushes it right back. “Yeah? Well that’s fifty dollars you’re going to keep.”

Barry’s eyes go wide and a little pink rises in his cheeks. “Thanks, Joe,” he practically squeaks.

“I don’t need thanks, I just need you to have a good time at this thing,” he dismisses. “You really want to go to reptile camp?”

“I really wanna go to reptile camp.”

“Then ok.” He writes the check.

Sep 24, 2015 36 notes
#The Flash #CW The Flash #Reptile Camp #Barry Allen #Joe West #SCREAMS #WordsWeHaveSaid #OOPS WRONG TAG BEFORE #YOU'RE AMAZING LET ME LOVE YOU
Sep 24, 2015 281,659 notes
#Art #Reference
After the release of Pokémon Go
  • Me: May I please be excused?
  • Teacher: Why?
  • Me: There's a Miltank in the hallway and I haven't caught it yet.
  • Teacher: Shit, me neither, class I'll be right back
Sep 24, 2015 8,606 notes
#Pokemon #Pokemon GO #LAUGHS FOREVER
  • Me, screaming: LET ME IN
  • Security: Ma'am breaking into the White House is a severe crime--
  • Me: MELOETTA IS IN THERE!!
  • Obama, while checking his smartphone: oh holy shit
Sep 24, 2015 9,656 notes
#Pokemon #Pokemon GO #hahhaha

thevegantargaryen:

granvas:

I’M NOT EVEN GONNA HIDE IT ANYMORE.

THIS BLOG NOW CONSISTS OF COLDFLASH AND OLIVARRY. FUCKING FIGHT ME IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE IT.

YESSSS FLUFFY OLIVARRY WEDDING. I AM HERE FOR THAT.

while the chat itself contains only shitposting

Sep 23, 2015 23 notes
#Granvas #lmfao
Angst Off. Round 2. (Glee/Flash Crossover)

granvas:

Keep reading

Sep 22, 2015 11 notes
#Angst-Off #SmittenVigilantes #Puppet Writes a Thing #like honestly #we should be locked up #Angst #Implied Character Death
ANGST OFF. WHO WINS? YOU DECIDE.

granvas:

lisellevelvet

Keep reading

Sep 22, 2015 16 notes
#Angst-Off #SmittenVigilantes #Puppet Writes a Thing #I'm so sorry #Character Death #Angst #Blood #other various warnings I guess #Spoilers
Sep 22, 2015 29,328 notes
#Art #Reference

reverse-smiley:

when you’re reading fanfiction and you get so involved in the story you start imagining different scenarios in that same universe and then it’s fanfiction fanfiction

Sep 21, 2015 146,589 notes
#HAHAHA #me #GPOY #About Me
Sep 21, 2015 19,090 notes
#Marvel #The Avengers #yeeee

granvas:

lisellevelvet empty-puppet smittenvigilantes phynali

Sep 21, 2015 5 notes
#Granvas #SmittehnVigilantes #I'm not sorry lol

thevegantargaryen:

So now that we know magic exists in the world of Arrow, do you think Oliver’s “magical island herbs” actually, you know, were?

okay so I’m not gonna lie the first thing that came to my mind is that you were talking about shrooms or weed and I just

this is all I can imagine.

(to answer your question though, yes, definitely, probably.)

Sep 21, 2015 8 notes
#thevegantargaryen #pls forgive #Arrow
Sep 21, 2015 562,330 notes
#I will fight you on this #goddamnit #I like to start shit with a lot of people I geuss
Olivarry Week 2015 Prompts

olivarryweek:

Here are the prompts for Olivarry Week, 2015. Thank you to everyone who voted! You can find a record of the prompt list in the [Prompt List] tab.

If you have any questions (or need elaboration) please don’t hesitate to ask. Rules can be viewed [here].

Day 1: Barry working for the SCPD

Day 2: Coming Out

Day 3: Fake Relationship/Married

Day 4: Anything Goes (Free Day!)

Day 5: Domestic

Day 6: Hurt/Comfort

Day 7: Warbler!Barry

Sep 20, 2015 40 notes
#Olivarry Week 2015 #Olivarry Week #Flarrow #lmao I reblogged to the wrong blog #like a goddamn idiot #Prompts

the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

Sep 20, 2015 1,749,067 notes
#This
  • person: How's school going?
  • me: Good. Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat glass but it usually passes without incident
Sep 20, 2015 622,468 notes
#GPOY #About Me #Uni

wordswehavesaidworld:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet replied to this post: ohman oh man oh man don’t get me STARTED ON BARRY AND JOE jesus I could write an essay about my feels for that father-son relationship

Right?? RIGHT?? THEY GIVE ME SO MANY FEELS. God!! I can’t even.

Joe is the most important person in Barry’s life. Fight me on this, I dare you.

Like, I get that Iris is the love of his life etc, but JOE IS HIS FUCKING ROCK. Joe cares about nothing but the safety of his two kids. Yes. TWO kids. It kills Joe that Barry’s out there risking his life, but all he can do is try to help him as best he can. Joe is there to give Barry advice - whether it be about work, vigilanteing, or Iris. AND ON THAT NOTE. Joe thinks Barry is good enough for IRIS. Godddd I can’t. Just. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH.

ALSO - THIS ENTIRE EXCHANGE:

Barry: Joe, what I said to you about not being my father…
Joe:
Barry, I know. I know I’m not your father.
Barry:
You’re right, you’re not. You’re just the man who kept me fed and in clothes, who sat by my bed every night until I fell asleep because I was afraid of the dark, helped me with my homework. You taught me how to drive, and shave… and you dropped me off to college. Sounds a lot like a dad to me.

SO. MANY. FEELS. 

Sorry, Joe and Barry’s relationship is incredibly precious to me. 

YEEEEEESSSSS okay buckle your seatbelts kids because here I GO

Okay so yes yes yes Joe is 100% the most important person in Barry’s life, and holds the most influence over him. I do not at all doubt that when Barry started working for the CCPD people would often call him a weirdo or talk behind his back because we’ve all seen Barry at a crime scene and how enthusiastic he gets over scienc-y things, not to mention the paranormal blog and while Barry would take the jabs passively, Joe would not be on board with that because nobody talks shit about his son, especially when the kid’s been through enough already. So Joe makes it known, subtly of course, that the walls have ears.

Imagine the nights Barry spends at the office, doing his work after everyone’s gone because it’s easier that way, both mentally (how can some humans be so cruel and messed up and-) and without the constant annoyance of someone looking over his shoulder and Joe is there, stays overnight along with him.

Times when Barry succumbs to panic and anxiety attacks, when he withdraws into himself for days and days and Joe is there to anchor him, to offer a shoulder to lean on and an ear to listen, coaxes food into Barry even though the anxiety makes his stomach roll.

Barry’s worry and concern and fear when he discovers that Joe is the intended target of the Mardens and Nimbus and he immediately suits up; his relying on Joe’s opinion when it comes to whether or not he should save his mum and oh my god my heart when Joe tears up when he answers because losing Barry would kill a piece of him but he would give anything for his son to be happy, even if it meant he himself would be miserable.

GODDDD ALL OF THIS. YES. 

How much do you think it must have hurt Joe to hear the line; “You’re not my father, Joe”?? 

I can imagine internally he’s just like - god, he’s right, but I love that kid so much. 

Family is not always about blood or genes. Family is about who is there to catch you when you fall down, or support you through whatever events are going on in your life. Family is about who loves you unconditionally - even when you’re in the wrong. Who takes care of you, no matter what the circumstances.

Just.

UGH.

JOE AND BARRY GUYS. JOE AND BARRY. 

This is all so very true, and I love all of it. Because guys, the fact that Barry and Joe are still so close, have only grown closer as we watch the series go on is amazing. And it couldn’t have been easy for those two characters.

Because their relationship, for fourteen years, had a very unsteady foundation. Joe’s the cop that helped put Barry’s dad in prison. That’s a fact, and it’s something that can’t just be forgotten. And then he takes Barry in and is trying to raise him, keep him safe, tell him what to do - being a dad. And eleven year-old Barry doesn’t get that at first, doesn’t want it, because he already has a dad and his dad shouldn’t be in prison and why can’t Joe just accept that? He probably wants to hate him. He tries so hard to hate him, but he can’t.

Because Joe tries in so many other ways. He does all those things that adult Barry remembers and is so grateful for, he sends him to reptile camp, he lets Barry’s feelings about Iris go without trying to interfere, and you can bet he probably helped Barry land the CCPD job and covers for him when he’s late. He keeps a whole room in his house open, still furnished, just on the chance that someday his son might need to come home.

The one thing he just cannot do for the longest time is believe Barry. It’s this constant source of strain, a wedge between them for years. And Joe certainly doesn’t approve of everyone at the precinct calling Barry a weirdo, but how much can he really say or do about it when he thinks they might be right? He took Barry to shrinks, tried to get him to come to terms with what he thought was just a childhood trauma, but it never works. Barry refuses to give in on this, in fact he gets worse. He starts blogging about strange cases, he takes trips to other cities to investigate impossible happenings. He’s rebelling in the one way that says to Joe he’s just not good enough, he can’t “fix” what’s happened in Barry’s past or help him to find closure. Barry’s always going to stand for Henry, his mom’s killer, first before Joe, the man who raised him. And he tries not to resent that except the one time he can’t hold it in anymore.

“I have done my best to take care of you since that night, and I have never asked for anything in return, not even a thank you, but what I do ask now is that you for once in your life see things as they are.” (Joe West, “Pilot”)

And then immediately after, he’s given evidence by Eddie that Barry might possibly be right about Mardon. And even though it’s just a police sketch, even though he’s furious with Barry right now, he decides to check out the lead anyway, to trust in his kid. And that’s what allows him to see The Flash.

The first two episodes are really about Joe and Barry’s relationship, about those two characters finally seeing eye to eye, and realizing the truth. For Barry, it’s that Joe is just as much his father as Henry, and he loves him. For Joe, it’s that he made a mistake that night fourteen years ago not believing this child, but that in admitting it his son still loves him back. This newly strengthened bond becomes so important to them and helps them weather through every event that follows in the season. They learn to rely on each other, to be closer, to show just how much they care about each other in spite of everything that was between them at the start of the pilot.

And by the end of the season, when the opportunity presents itself, they don’t give that bond up.

Sep 20, 2015 35 notes
#The Flash #CW The Flash #Barry Allen #Joe West #SLOW CLAPS #BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT #SPOT ON DUDE
Sep 19, 2015 14 notes
#Empty Puppet #Sketch #this is all Amie's fault #Barry Allen #Sebastian Smythe #smittenvigilantes #look what you made me do #The Flash #Glee

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

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empty-puppet:

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thevegantargaryen:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SASS ME WITH SEBASTIAN SMYTHE?? 

Two can play at that game, Steff

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID

Oh, it is so on

It’s cute you think you can win.

Had it with your shit, Steff.

what you gonna do, throw tea at me?

k-dayun: I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU

YEEESSS CLAUDIA.

I have back up.

What’s good, Steff?

Clearly the both of you have messed up taste buds. You’ve both been deprived from the magic of a real beverage like an Iced Chocolate or Sarsperilla.

Please. You just don’t know how to make a good cup of tea. 

There may be some truth to that statement but my point still stands. You’re missing out, mark my words.

LISTEN. Visit Scotland. I will make you tea. I WILL MAKE YOU TEA SO HARD. You will eat your words.

WANNA KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT

k-dayun I will never reveal my sources

Oh, you must be so proud of yourself. I WILL COME OVER THERE AND MAKE YOU DRINK TEA. I WILL SUFFER THAT 20+ HOUR FLIGHT, I’VE DONE IT BEFORE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN.

YOU’D DO IT JUST FOR THE TEA

NOT TO HANG OUT OR ANYTHING

JUST TO FORCE YOUR EVIL CONCOCTION DOWN MY THROAT

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#smittenvigilantes #BREAKING MY HEART #Smythe Off #right cna he just #not

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

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empty-puppet:

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empty-puppet:

thevegantargaryen:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SASS ME WITH SEBASTIAN SMYTHE?? 

Two can play at that game, Steff

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID

Oh, it is so on

It’s cute you think you can win.

Had it with your shit, Steff.

what you gonna do, throw tea at me?

k-dayun: I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU

YEEESSS CLAUDIA.

I have back up.

What’s good, Steff?

Clearly the both of you have messed up taste buds. You’ve both been deprived from the magic of a real beverage like an Iced Chocolate or Sarsperilla.

Please. You just don’t know how to make a good cup of tea. 

There may be some truth to that statement but my point still stands. You’re missing out, mark my words.

LISTEN. Visit Scotland. I will make you tea. I WILL MAKE YOU TEA SO HARD. You will eat your words.

WANNA KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT

k-dayun I will never reveal my sources

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#smittenvigilantes #I'M RUNNING OUT TOO #LMFAO #Smythe Off #GODDAMNIT

granvas:

#providing a public service

empty-puppet THIS POST WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT HOW I ENJOY MY MORNING COFFEE. NOT MAKING ME SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED.

don’t blame me, blame Grant for being so ridiculously good looking.

Sep 19, 2015 8 notes
#Granvas #like honestly it's not fair #I'm asexual and I would still jump his bones #like damn #Grant Gustin

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

thevegantargaryen:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SASS ME WITH SEBASTIAN SMYTHE?? 

Two can play at that game, Steff

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID

Oh, it is so on

It’s cute you think you can win.

Had it with your shit, Steff.

what you gonna do, throw tea at me?

k-dayun: I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU

YEEESSS CLAUDIA.

I have back up.

What’s good, Steff?

Clearly the both of you have messed up taste buds. You’ve both been deprived from the magic of a real beverage like an Iced Chocolate or Sarsperilla.

Please. You just don’t know how to make a good cup of tea. 

There may be some truth to that statement but my point still stands. You’re missing out, mark my words.

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#smittenvigilantes #I'M WORKING ON IT #CRIES #omg poor Granvas #we hijacked the post #Smythe Off #then again we are providing a public service

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

thevegantargaryen:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SASS ME WITH SEBASTIAN SMYTHE?? 

Two can play at that game, Steff

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID

Oh, it is so on

It’s cute you think you can win.

Had it with your shit, Steff.

what you gonna do, throw tea at me?

k-dayun: I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU

YEEESSS CLAUDIA.

I have back up.

What’s good, Steff?

Clearly the both of you have messed up taste buds. You’ve both been deprived from the magic of a real beverage like an Iced Chocolate or Sarsperilla.

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#smittenvigilantes #ALLEN!TWINS ALL DAY EVERY DAY #fukIN MAKING ME WANNA DRAW ALLEN TWINS #DAMNIT AMIE #-OPENS PHOTOSHOP WITH A SCREECH- #Smythe Off

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

thevegantargaryen:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SASS ME WITH SEBASTIAN SMYTHE?? 

Two can play at that game, Steff

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID

Oh, it is so on

It’s cute you think you can win.

Had it with your shit, Steff.

what you gonna do, throw tea at me?

k-dayun: I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#smittenvigilantes #The Smythe off is real #or is it Barry vs Seb #cause like I feel like we're getting two different vibes her #e

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

thevegantargaryen:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SASS ME WITH SEBASTIAN SMYTHE?? 

Two can play at that game, Steff

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID

Oh, it is so on

It’s cute you think you can win.

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#smittenvigilantes #the sass off begins #how did we end up here

drsimetra:

aggressionbread:

when the “just do it” meme finally dies:

when it’s inevitably revived

Sep 19, 2015 269,774 notes
#omfG #Shia LaBeouf #Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

thevegantargaryen:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SASS ME WITH SEBASTIAN SMYTHE?? 

Two can play at that game, Steff

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#smittenvigilantes #BRING IT

thevegantargaryen:

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU TWO. 

TEA IS LIFE. COFFEE IS PRECIOUS. 

*British rage*

UMM I AM SHOWING UP TO REPRESENT THE BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS.

(Because eww dairy but that’s another post for another day)

Coffee + sugar = my lifeblood.

(ALSO TEA IS DELICIOUS TOO)

nope can’t do it I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel our friendship.

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#smittenvigilantes #thevegantargaryen #MEETING ADJOURNED #-SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE-

smittenvigilantes:

empty-puppet replied to this post: ohman oh man oh man don’t get me STARTED ON BARRY AND JOE jesus I could write an essay about my feels for that father-son relationship

Right?? RIGHT?? THEY GIVE ME SO MANY FEELS. God!! I can’t even.

Joe is the most important person in Barry’s life. Fight me on this, I dare you.

Like, I get that Iris is the love of his life etc, but JOE IS HIS FUCKING ROCK. Joe cares about nothing but the safety of his two kids. Yes. TWO kids. It kills Joe that Barry’s out there risking his life, but all he can do is try to help him as best he can. Joe is there to give Barry advice - whether it be about work, vigilanteing, or Iris. AND ON THAT NOTE. Joe thinks Barry is good enough for IRIS. Godddd I can’t. Just. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH.

ALSO - THIS ENTIRE EXCHANGE:

Barry: Joe, what I said to you about not being my father…
Joe:
Barry, I know. I know I’m not your father.
Barry:
You’re right, you’re not. You’re just the man who kept me fed and in clothes, who sat by my bed every night until I fell asleep because I was afraid of the dark, helped me with my homework. You taught me how to drive, and shave… and you dropped me off to college. Sounds a lot like a dad to me.

SO. MANY. FEELS. 

Sorry, Joe and Barry’s relationship is incredibly precious to me. 

YEEEEEESSSSS okay buckle your seatbelts kids because here I GO

Okay so yes yes yes Joe is 100% the most important person in Barry’s life, and holds the most influence over him. I do not at all doubt that when Barry started working for the CCPD people would often call him a weirdo or talk behind his back because we’ve all seen Barry at a crime scene and how enthusiastic he gets over scienc-y things, not to mention the paranormal blog and while Barry would take the jabs passively, Joe would not be on board with that because nobody talks shit about his son, especially when the kid’s been through enough already. So Joe makes it known, subtly of course, that the walls have ears.

Imagine the nights Barry spends at the office, doing his work after everyone’s gone because it’s easier that way, both mentally (how can some humans be so cruel and messed up and-) and without the constant annoyance of someone looking over his shoulder and Joe is there, stays overnight along with him.

Times when Barry succumbs to panic and anxiety attacks, when he withdraws into himself for days and days and Joe is there to anchor him, to offer a shoulder to lean on and an ear to listen, coaxes food into Barry even though the anxiety makes his stomach roll.

Barry’s worry and concern and fear when he discovers that Joe is the intended target of the Mardens and Nimbus and he immediately suits up; his relying on Joe’s opinion when it comes to whether or not he should save his mum and oh my god my heart when Joe tears up when he answers because losing Barry would kill a piece of him but he would give anything for his son to be happy, even if it meant he himself would be miserable.

Sep 19, 2015 35 notes
#The Flash #CW The Flash #smittenvigilantes #damnit Amie #you made me ramble #Barry Allen #Joe West

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE. I DON’T DRINK JUST BLACK COFFEE WITH SUGAR. ADD SOME MILK/CREAMER TO THAT. THEN I’LL DRINK IT.

But people who drink straight up black coffee… I shudder at the thought. 

DOWN WITH THE TEA LOVERS OF THE WORLD.

DOWN THEY GO

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#Granvas #Showering-you-with-cute #DROWN THE TEA

granvas:

empty-puppet:

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Steff, tbh? I just put like a shit load of sugar in it. Wakes me up.

But tea is just… ugh. Don’t get me started on tea. Can’t drink it.

-high pitched whine- I don’t understand how people could drink it black. Even with sugar I just hate the taste.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM WITH TEA

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#Granvas #DOWN WITH TEA #FIGHT THE POWER

granvas:

Coffee is like an actual gift from God. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are fucking liars.

coffee’s gross. tea is gross.

Sep 19, 2015 125 notes
#granvas #seriously #how do people drink either of them #I keep myself awake with coke or pepsi or chocolate #WHAT'S THE APPEAL OF COFFEE #EXPLAIN IT
Sep 19, 2015 4,216 notes
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Sep 19, 2015 1,532 notes
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